Dirt: Wasn go, boss?
Alfons: to be what?
Brian Fantana: Women?
Dirt: 8th March?
Alfons: So what?
Brian Fantana: Would not it have been the perfect opportunity to apologize to you for all your tirades of hatred?
Dirt: Or raufzukloppen again properly?
Alfons: tirades of hatred? I have nothing against women. I love women. - Not only the ridiculous.
Brian Fantana: Is not that an oxymoron, boss?
Dirt: Exactly Oxydingsbums, used to dye their hair, right?
Alfons: age, until you think I should apologize and then make your own jokes?
Brian Fantana: Well in the presentation ...
Dirt: Was not going with you? Normally you've got no problem with that, move here on marginalized groups.
Alfons: Maybe I'm even come to their senses? Grown up? Mature?
Dirt: Does that mean, you've just opened wide and are too happy to rush.
Brian Fantana: You fox. Haste n Photo with you?
Alfons: Have you even in your wallet - is your sister. And therefore keep the face.
Brian Fantana: That must be true love, so delicate I know you do not otherwise have.
Dirt: This is Brian's sister s pretty ugly thing.
Brian Fantana: passport just to, you wanker. That was with my sister a joke, right?
Dirt: course not. Imagine your sister sometimes figuratively, and now add Alfonso added that it worried her like crazy.
Brian Fantana: You bastard, I will kill you!
Alfons: Who? Me for your Zerficken Dirt or sister for the description?
Brian Fantana: Not even to you both!
Dirt: Muahaha.
Alfons: Nee was a joke. Your sister is too ugly even to me.
Brian Fantana: Can we please stop here to blaspheme about my sister?
Dirt: Okay. We were also really the Women's Day.
Alfons: But is it always held only by Alt-Easterners and lesbians fight with honor. In our family gabs not. No women, parents, men's or Children's Day.
Brian Fantana: and not because it all with you gave to our struggle lesbian reader verzeichten out?
Dirt: We fight lesbian readers? But not yet belonging to the target group.
Alfons: Our target group is any group and no group.
Brian Fantana: How wise ...
Dirt: I do not understand.
Alfons: If indeed food for thought.
Brian Fantana: And what does that mean in practice?
Dirt: We let people in their glory days in peace, and insult them instead a day later?
Alfons: Or not.
Brian Fantana: You must really be in love so totally.
Dirt: is disgusting - Alfons is for pussy.
Alfons: I'm not going to pussy. But you just have to offend only to the offending will?
Brian Fantana: Yes.
Dirt: Yes.
Alfons: Okay. I care what makes the Women's Day.
Brian Fantana: But he's already long gone?
Alfons: What do you want then?
Dirt: That you get your balls again, you pussy.
Alfons: Yes, yes. Whatever. That reminds me of a joke:
What is the difference between a pussy and mustard?
Brian Fantana: Das eine ist sauer das andere Senf?
Alofns: Es gibt keinen; jeder steckt seine Wurscht rein.
Dirt Diggler: Das wars jetzt? Wir reden so lange auf Dich ein, damit Du uns am Ende diesen billigen Witz an den Kopf wirfst?
Alfons: Ja aber wolltet Ihr das nicht?
Dirt Diggler: Aber ein wenig weniger Stammtisch hätts auch getan.
Alfons: Okay, okay:
Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einer Muschi und einer Fotze?
Brian Fantana: Die Größe?
Alfons: Das Muschi ist feucht und schmiegt sich geil um Deinen Schwanz, und der Fotze gehört sie.
Brian Fantana: Jetzt wirds echt arm. Laß uns gehen, Dirt.
Dirt Diggler: Okay.
Alfons: Habt Ihr etwa keinerlei Humor? Na gut, geht ruhig! Dann rufe ich einfach Brians Schwester an! Die ist immer bereit! Arschlöcher!
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