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Wednesday, March 9, 2011
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And because it is beautiful, even the same clip of the day:
And because it is beautiful, even the same clip of the day:
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szenesoundsRADIO Ausgabe 110 mit zwei Kinderbands der Kaspermucke e.V.
Hello dear friends of the scene sounds
morning of 15-16 Clock radio sound is the scene again in all of Berlin 88vier on FM. This time with two children Bands of the Berlin project Kasper Mucke eV and two in charge of the club.
kasper mucke eV is a Berlin club, which operates, among other things with children and young people from socially and financially disadvantaged backgrounds in age from 8 years of band work, that they provide free rehearsal spaces, equipment and intense bond coaching including recording, cover design, promotional material,
The radio will sound
scene in this time slot each month now a children's band and another imagined. In the first broadcast on 10/03/2011 Olli and Patrick from Kasper Mucke Association to host live in the studio and perform first before the project. Bring with them the girl band LADIES FIRST and the boy band THE ROCK STAR.
Furthermore there is a third Kasper Mucke band, a young hip-hop project from Fürstenwalde and Kalle Kalkowski's anthem "Neukölln, you old whore," heard as airplay.
Have fun
FunThomas
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NEXT MISSION:
edition nr.110
Thursday, 03.10. 15-16 2011 Clock
FREQUENCIES:
in Berlin with Alex on FM 88.4 Mhz.
south / west of Berlin Brdbg. on FM 90.7 MHz.
on the Berlin cable radio 92.6 MHz.
Live Stream: www.alex-berlin.de/radio/livestream
INTERVIEWS:
LADIES FIRST - girl band from Berlin - live in the studio
THE ROCK STAR - boy band from Berlin - live in the studio
Olli and Patrick from Kasper Mucke eV from Berlin - live in the studio
http://kaspermucke.npage.de
Hello dear friends of the scene sounds
morning of 15-16 Clock radio sound is the scene again in all of Berlin 88vier on FM. This time with two children Bands of the Berlin project Kasper Mucke eV and two in charge of the club.
kasper mucke eV is a Berlin club, which operates, among other things with children and young people from socially and financially disadvantaged backgrounds in age from 8 years of band work, that they provide free rehearsal spaces, equipment and intense bond coaching including recording, cover design, promotional material,
The radio will sound
scene in this time slot each month now a children's band and another imagined. In the first broadcast on 10/03/2011 Olli and Patrick from Kasper Mucke Association to host live in the studio and perform first before the project. Bring with them the girl band LADIES FIRST and the boy band THE ROCK STAR.
Furthermore there is a third Kasper Mucke band, a young hip-hop project from Fürstenwalde and Kalle Kalkowski's anthem "Neukölln, you old whore," heard as airplay.
Have fun
FunThomas
-------------------------
NEXT MISSION:
edition nr.110
Thursday, 03.10. 15-16 2011 Clock
FREQUENCIES:
in Berlin with Alex on FM 88.4 Mhz.
south / west of Berlin Brdbg. on FM 90.7 MHz.
on the Berlin cable radio 92.6 MHz.
Live Stream: www.alex-berlin.de/radio/livestream
INTERVIEWS:
LADIES FIRST - girl band from Berlin - live in the studio
THE ROCK STAR - boy band from Berlin - live in the studio
Olli and Patrick from Kasper Mucke eV from Berlin - live in the studio
http://kaspermucke.npage.de
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
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Dirt: Wasn go, boss?
Alfons: to be what?
Brian Fantana: Women?
Dirt: 8th March?
Alfons: So what?
Brian Fantana: Would not it have been the perfect opportunity to apologize to you for all your tirades of hatred?
Dirt: Or raufzukloppen again properly?
Alfons: tirades of hatred? I have nothing against women. I love women. - Not only the ridiculous.
Brian Fantana: Is not that an oxymoron, boss?
Dirt: Exactly Oxydingsbums, used to dye their hair, right?
Alfons: age, until you think I should apologize and then make your own jokes?
Brian Fantana: Well in the presentation ...
Dirt: Was not going with you? Normally you've got no problem with that, move here on marginalized groups.
Alfons: Maybe I'm even come to their senses? Grown up? Mature?
Dirt: Does that mean, you've just opened wide and are too happy to rush.
Brian Fantana: You fox. Haste n Photo with you?
Alfons: Have you even in your wallet - is your sister. And therefore keep the face.
Brian Fantana: That must be true love, so delicate I know you do not otherwise have.
Dirt: This is Brian's sister s pretty ugly thing.
Brian Fantana: passport just to, you wanker. That was with my sister a joke, right?
Dirt: course not. Imagine your sister sometimes figuratively, and now add Alfonso added that it worried her like crazy.
Brian Fantana: You bastard, I will kill you!
Alfons: Who? Me for your Zerficken Dirt or sister for the description?
Brian Fantana: Not even to you both!
Dirt: Muahaha.
Alfons: Nee was a joke. Your sister is too ugly even to me.
Brian Fantana: Can we please stop here to blaspheme about my sister?
Dirt: Okay. We were also really the Women's Day.
Alfons: But is it always held only by Alt-Easterners and lesbians fight with honor. In our family gabs not. No women, parents, men's or Children's Day.
Brian Fantana: and not because it all with you gave to our struggle lesbian reader verzeichten out?
Dirt: We fight lesbian readers? But not yet belonging to the target group.
Alfons: Our target group is any group and no group.
Brian Fantana: How wise ...
Dirt: I do not understand.
Alfons: If indeed food for thought.
Brian Fantana: And what does that mean in practice?
Dirt: We let people in their glory days in peace, and insult them instead a day later?
Alfons: Or not.
Brian Fantana: You must really be in love so totally.
Dirt: is disgusting - Alfons is for pussy.
Alfons: I'm not going to pussy. But you just have to offend only to the offending will?
Brian Fantana: Yes.
Dirt: Yes.
Alfons: Okay. I care what makes the Women's Day.
Brian Fantana: But he's already long gone?
Alfons: What do you want then?
Dirt: That you get your balls again, you pussy.
Alfons: Yes, yes. Whatever. That reminds me of a joke:
What is the difference between a pussy and mustard?
Brian Fantana: Das eine ist sauer das andere Senf?
Alofns: Es gibt keinen; jeder steckt seine Wurscht rein.
Dirt Diggler: Das wars jetzt? Wir reden so lange auf Dich ein, damit Du uns am Ende diesen billigen Witz an den Kopf wirfst?
Alfons: Ja aber wolltet Ihr das nicht?
Dirt Diggler: Aber ein wenig weniger Stammtisch hätts auch getan.
Alfons: Okay, okay:
Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einer Muschi und einer Fotze?
Brian Fantana: Die Größe?
Alfons: Das Muschi ist feucht und schmiegt sich geil um Deinen Schwanz, und der Fotze gehört sie.
Brian Fantana: Jetzt wirds echt arm. Laß uns gehen, Dirt.
Dirt Diggler: Okay.
Alfons: Habt Ihr etwa keinerlei Humor? Na gut, geht ruhig! Dann rufe ich einfach Brians Schwester an! Die ist immer bereit! Arschlöcher! 
Dirt: Wasn go, boss?
Alfons: to be what?
Brian Fantana: Women?
Dirt: 8th March?
Alfons: So what?
Brian Fantana: Would not it have been the perfect opportunity to apologize to you for all your tirades of hatred?
Dirt: Or raufzukloppen again properly?
Alfons: tirades of hatred? I have nothing against women. I love women. - Not only the ridiculous.
Brian Fantana: Is not that an oxymoron, boss?
Dirt: Exactly Oxydingsbums, used to dye their hair, right?
Alfons: age, until you think I should apologize and then make your own jokes?
Brian Fantana: Well in the presentation ...
Dirt: Was not going with you? Normally you've got no problem with that, move here on marginalized groups.
Alfons: Maybe I'm even come to their senses? Grown up? Mature?
Dirt: Does that mean, you've just opened wide and are too happy to rush.
Brian Fantana: You fox. Haste n Photo with you?
Alfons: Have you even in your wallet - is your sister. And therefore keep the face.
Brian Fantana: That must be true love, so delicate I know you do not otherwise have.
Dirt: This is Brian's sister s pretty ugly thing.
Brian Fantana: passport just to, you wanker. That was with my sister a joke, right?
Dirt: course not. Imagine your sister sometimes figuratively, and now add Alfonso added that it worried her like crazy.
Brian Fantana: You bastard, I will kill you!
Alfons: Who? Me for your Zerficken Dirt or sister for the description?
Brian Fantana: Not even to you both!
Dirt: Muahaha.
Alfons: Nee was a joke. Your sister is too ugly even to me.
Brian Fantana: Can we please stop here to blaspheme about my sister?
Dirt: Okay. We were also really the Women's Day.
Alfons: But is it always held only by Alt-Easterners and lesbians fight with honor. In our family gabs not. No women, parents, men's or Children's Day.
Brian Fantana: and not because it all with you gave to our struggle lesbian reader verzeichten out?
Dirt: We fight lesbian readers? But not yet belonging to the target group.
Alfons: Our target group is any group and no group.
Brian Fantana: How wise ...
Dirt: I do not understand.
Alfons: If indeed food for thought.
Brian Fantana: And what does that mean in practice?
Dirt: We let people in their glory days in peace, and insult them instead a day later?
Alfons: Or not.
Brian Fantana: You must really be in love so totally.
Dirt: is disgusting - Alfons is for pussy.
Alfons: I'm not going to pussy. But you just have to offend only to the offending will?
Brian Fantana: Yes.
Dirt: Yes.
Alfons: Okay. I care what makes the Women's Day.
Brian Fantana: But he's already long gone?
Alfons: What do you want then?
Dirt: That you get your balls again, you pussy.
Alfons: Yes, yes. Whatever. That reminds me of a joke:
What is the difference between a pussy and mustard?
Brian Fantana: Das eine ist sauer das andere Senf?
Alofns: Es gibt keinen; jeder steckt seine Wurscht rein.
Dirt Diggler: Das wars jetzt? Wir reden so lange auf Dich ein, damit Du uns am Ende diesen billigen Witz an den Kopf wirfst?
Alfons: Ja aber wolltet Ihr das nicht?
Dirt Diggler: Aber ein wenig weniger Stammtisch hätts auch getan.
Alfons: Okay, okay:
Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einer Muschi und einer Fotze?
Brian Fantana: Die Größe?
Alfons: Das Muschi ist feucht und schmiegt sich geil um Deinen Schwanz, und der Fotze gehört sie.
Brian Fantana: Jetzt wirds echt arm. Laß uns gehen, Dirt.
Dirt Diggler: Okay.
Alfons: Habt Ihr etwa keinerlei Humor? Na gut, geht ruhig! Dann rufe ich einfach Brians Schwester an! Die ist immer bereit! Arschlöcher!
Monday, March 7, 2011
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The personal top five discovered by ratings
Regisseure:
1. Paul Thomas Anderson 8.80
2. Wes Anderson 8.75
3. Edgar Wright 8.60
4. Sam Raimi 8.42
5. Sergio Leone 8.33
Genre:
1. Splatter 6.96
2. Western 6.93
3. Abenteuer 6.72
4. Drama 6.61
5th 6.60
war
Country of
first Yugoslavia
7.63 second Switzerland
7:40 3rd New Zealand 7:35
4th Hong Kong 7:17
5th Italy 6.97
years
first 1960 8:17
second 1966 8:14
third 4th 1973 8:00
1964 7.83
5th 1974 7.67
Source: Statistics / rankings OFDB 
Regisseure:
1. Paul Thomas Anderson 8.80
2. Wes Anderson 8.75
3. Edgar Wright 8.60
4. Sam Raimi 8.42
5. Sergio Leone 8.33
Genre:
1. Splatter 6.96
2. Western 6.93
3. Abenteuer 6.72
4. Drama 6.61
5th 6.60
war
Country of
first Yugoslavia
7.63 second Switzerland
7:40 3rd New Zealand 7:35
4th Hong Kong 7:17
5th Italy 6.97
years
first 1960 8:17
second 1966 8:14
third 4th 1973 8:00
1964 7.83
5th 1974 7.67
Source: Statistics / rankings OFDB
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The Romantics
After 100 years, again a major role for Katie Holmes, but not before as well necessarily a guarantee of quality was * cough * abandon * cough * * cough * * cough *. diturbingbehavior Thankfully, the movie does justice to its title: it is simply romantic, not cheesy, not sentimental, and without sugar-sweet happily ever after - just romantic.
Completely unromantic: Anna Paquin as a bride, it does not matter that Joey is in love with her fiance and has just fucked with him - she marries him, finally in 5 minutes and has thus gained. Such films you just have to like it.
Life as we know it
And a movie with Dawson's Creek's roots writer / producer Greg Berlanti tries on his second own feature film, But while "Broken Hearts Club" was still a remarkable gay romantic comedy, set before us here is a bad remake of "3 Men and a Baby". - Yes, it was bad. But depth is always.
lousy with the tears sweltering crowd pleaser (sorry, fully eingeenglished today) of Schedule F: Man meets woman, they hate to die friends, we should as a couple caring for the baby, there is hatred, you're in love, peace, joy , pancakes. Barbie and Ken are alone almost unbearable, but as a double run of mucus continuously down the screen.
It's Kind of a Funny Story
Insecure teenagers can commit themselves for a week in psychiatry, to see that life is worth living. Especially when you're surrounded by figures whose life really is down the drain. Zack "my beard makes me funny" Fickifackinis finally plays again a role that is written to him as to the body: that of the grungy Psycho-Penn. He did this, therefore credible. Nice cumming-of-age story that shows even a little ambivalence at the end - nothing is as it seems.
National Lampoon's Dirty Movie
A Metafilm at jokes. 90 minutes jokes. A film like the uncle at the family reunion, which begins to tell jokes, because no one is saying what. On Beginning to laugh yet, but after 10 minutes, we know that the celebration is over.
This is not a sketch Parade, really most of the time people are standing in front of a blue screen and telling jokes. And because it attracts more, some jokes are told by nackichten women. Some jokes are funny, some not - pc is not.
A film for the family table - not to see there, but the recount there. Then takes only 10 minutes because you have the most forgotten.
Jackass 3D
As long as the guys are not tired of torturing each other is, Alfons not tired to look at that. Schadenfreude is just the nature of man; But while shows like "Bad luck and margins" and "Faces of Death" to make fun of accidents, most going on here on a voluntary basis. This may wear off slowly, but if here are some idiots playing tetherball with a beehive, it's just screamingly funny - period. can Gondry may have no sense of action scenes do, but how to direct a film completely covered:
The Green Hornet
After "The Spirit" is the next misunderstood comic book adaptation. Every scene screams "Warning: comic!" from every pore, whether the objects mass villains slain, a complete idiot Held, who offer nothing except hot air or insignificant sidekick who is always saves the day. Since then it fits perfectly, that Christopher rolling here again the Hans Landa mimes, without getting really make an effort. After the sold as a comedy "Be Kind Rewind" has turned out to be a social drama, Gondry done it again, confusing the audience, as he set before him a totally wacky comedy where action was expected. 
The Romantics
After 100 years, again a major role for Katie Holmes, but not before as well necessarily a guarantee of quality was * cough * abandon * cough * * cough * * cough *. diturbingbehavior Thankfully, the movie does justice to its title: it is simply romantic, not cheesy, not sentimental, and without sugar-sweet happily ever after - just romantic.
Completely unromantic: Anna Paquin as a bride, it does not matter that Joey is in love with her fiance and has just fucked with him - she marries him, finally in 5 minutes and has thus gained. Such films you just have to like it.
Life as we know it
And a movie with Dawson's Creek's roots writer / producer Greg Berlanti tries on his second own feature film, But while "Broken Hearts Club" was still a remarkable gay romantic comedy, set before us here is a bad remake of "3 Men and a Baby". - Yes, it was bad. But depth is always.
lousy with the tears sweltering crowd pleaser (sorry, fully eingeenglished today) of Schedule F: Man meets woman, they hate to die friends, we should as a couple caring for the baby, there is hatred, you're in love, peace, joy , pancakes. Barbie and Ken are alone almost unbearable, but as a double run of mucus continuously down the screen.
It's Kind of a Funny Story
Insecure teenagers can commit themselves for a week in psychiatry, to see that life is worth living. Especially when you're surrounded by figures whose life really is down the drain. Zack "my beard makes me funny" Fickifackinis finally plays again a role that is written to him as to the body: that of the grungy Psycho-Penn. He did this, therefore credible. Nice cumming-of-age story that shows even a little ambivalence at the end - nothing is as it seems.
National Lampoon's Dirty Movie
A Metafilm at jokes. 90 minutes jokes. A film like the uncle at the family reunion, which begins to tell jokes, because no one is saying what. On Beginning to laugh yet, but after 10 minutes, we know that the celebration is over.
This is not a sketch Parade, really most of the time people are standing in front of a blue screen and telling jokes. And because it attracts more, some jokes are told by nackichten women. Some jokes are funny, some not - pc is not.
A film for the family table - not to see there, but the recount there. Then takes only 10 minutes because you have the most forgotten.
Jackass 3D
As long as the guys are not tired of torturing each other is, Alfons not tired to look at that. Schadenfreude is just the nature of man; But while shows like "Bad luck and margins" and "Faces of Death" to make fun of accidents, most going on here on a voluntary basis. This may wear off slowly, but if here are some idiots playing tetherball with a beehive, it's just screamingly funny - period. can Gondry may have no sense of action scenes do, but how to direct a film completely covered:
The Green Hornet
After "The Spirit" is the next misunderstood comic book adaptation. Every scene screams "Warning: comic!" from every pore, whether the objects mass villains slain, a complete idiot Held, who offer nothing except hot air or insignificant sidekick who is always saves the day. Since then it fits perfectly, that Christopher rolling here again the Hans Landa mimes, without getting really make an effort. After the sold as a comedy "Be Kind Rewind" has turned out to be a social drama, Gondry done it again, confusing the audience, as he set before him a totally wacky comedy where action was expected.
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"Die 'Tapircartoons' erscheinen seit 1998 im Greifswalder Studierendenmagazin 'moritz'"
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Tuesday, March 1, 2011
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Wer ruft da mal an und fragt, ob das ernst gemeint ist? 
Wer ruft da mal an und fragt, ob das ernst gemeint ist?
Monday, February 28, 2011
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Jensen Ackles: Hey, Josh. So nice to see you. Whatcha doin here?
Joshua Jackson: Hey,...you. Just gettin tp.
Jensen Ackles: Wanna play a joke on somone's house?
Joshua Jackson: Nah, just need to wipe my ass after a long crap. So what are you getting?
Jensen Ackles: Tampons.
Joshua Jackson: ...
Jensen Ackles: ...
Joshua Jackson: ...
Jensen Ackles: So...how's your show? Still fighting with Dawson over that Joey chick?
Joshua Jackson: Dude, that show ended a million years ago. But I won.
Jensen Ackles: Yeah? Good for you, man. Good for you.
Joshua Jackson: And how are things in Stars Hollow?
Jensen Ackles: I was never on Gilmore Girls, my brother was.
Joshua Jackson: Oh, you've got a brother?
Jensen Ackles: No, my brother on Supernatural, Jared. He porked a Gilmore girl.
Joshua Jackson: You sure that wasn't you?
Jensen Ackles: Pretty sure.
Joshua Jackson: So, what are you doing right now?
Jensen Ackles: I told you. Supernatural.
Joshua Jackson: That show about the faggot vampires?
Jensen Ackles: No, that show about the fearless monster hunters, who are flaming heterosexuals.
Joshua Jackson: Hahaha, I'm just fucking with you. Of course I know your show. - It's in our time slot and it sucks ass.
Jensen Ackles: Well, your show sucks ass. We kick ass while you walk around faggoting and letting a chick do all the work. Your show is gay.
Joshua Jackson: But I fuck the chick - in two different universes. It's like doing twins! You're just the ass clown who follows some circus freaks from town to town without getting his dick wet. Like Caine in Kung Fu.
Jensen Ackles: Yeah? You're just a cheap ass version of Mulder without a character. At least, he was a closet pervert. You're just a nanny for your lunatic father, the Nazi doctor.
Joshua Jackson: I'm no nanny. I'm the key to the big fucking machine that may end the universe!
Jensen Ackles: Ooooh, you're a key. I went to hell and back. I fought angels and demons, werewolves and vampires, Changling and Gods.
Joshua Jackson: But why are you such a cunt?
Jensen Ackles: Your mother is a cunt!
Joshua Jackson: Your mother is a cunt!
Jensen Ackles: Hey, Josh. So nice to see you. Whatcha doin here?
Joshua Jackson: Hey,...you. Just gettin tp.
Jensen Ackles: Wanna play a joke on somone's house?
Joshua Jackson: Nah, just need to wipe my ass after a long crap. So what are you getting?
Jensen Ackles: Tampons.
Joshua Jackson: ...
Jensen Ackles: ...
Joshua Jackson: ...
Jensen Ackles: So...how's your show? Still fighting with Dawson over that Joey chick?
Joshua Jackson: Dude, that show ended a million years ago. But I won.
Jensen Ackles: Yeah? Good for you, man. Good for you.
Joshua Jackson: And how are things in Stars Hollow?
Jensen Ackles: I was never on Gilmore Girls, my brother was.
Joshua Jackson: Oh, you've got a brother?
Jensen Ackles: No, my brother on Supernatural, Jared. He porked a Gilmore girl.
Joshua Jackson: You sure that wasn't you?
Jensen Ackles: Pretty sure.
Joshua Jackson: So, what are you doing right now?
Jensen Ackles: I told you. Supernatural.
Joshua Jackson: That show about the faggot vampires?
Jensen Ackles: No, that show about the fearless monster hunters, who are flaming heterosexuals.
Joshua Jackson: Hahaha, I'm just fucking with you. Of course I know your show. - It's in our time slot and it sucks ass.
Jensen Ackles: Well, your show sucks ass. We kick ass while you walk around faggoting and letting a chick do all the work. Your show is gay.
Joshua Jackson: But I fuck the chick - in two different universes. It's like doing twins! You're just the ass clown who follows some circus freaks from town to town without getting his dick wet. Like Caine in Kung Fu.
Jensen Ackles: Yeah? You're just a cheap ass version of Mulder without a character. At least, he was a closet pervert. You're just a nanny for your lunatic father, the Nazi doctor.
Joshua Jackson: I'm no nanny. I'm the key to the big fucking machine that may end the universe!
Jensen Ackles: Ooooh, you're a key. I went to hell and back. I fought angels and demons, werewolves and vampires, Changling and Gods.
Joshua Jackson: But why are you such a cunt?
Jensen Ackles: Your mother is a cunt!
Joshua Jackson: Your mother is a cunt!
Saturday, February 26, 2011
Does Kentucky Identification Cards Have Holograms
pitch
Friday / Saturday 00:01 clock:
Alfons is about to lock the door, there comes running out of the darkness a person.
deliver only fast.
Okay, Alfons is not a ass.
00:03 clock: closes
Alfons the door, turn off the light, goes to the counter and makes the cash settlement, as he sees a bicycle drives up in front of the store.
A lady gets off and rattles the door.
surprise is complete.
you see Alfonso and knocks.
Alfons shakes his head.
00:04 clock:
She knocks again.
Alfons makes the unmistakable "Look at the clock, you cunt" gesture, and dedicated to his business again.
00:05 clock:
She knocks again.
Alfons ignored it.
00:10 clock:
Alfons is done with everything, looks up and sees that the lady still stands at the door.
Presumably she thinks he would be leaving through that door the shop, and she could give something to him read the riot act because he would close the store 30 minutes early, or the devil knows what to do.
Think again.
The employee entrance is somewhere else.
Alfons goes out to the side and across the courtyard.
00:12 clock:
Alfonso comes unnoticed next house on the street.
you still waiting.
9:30 clock:
The new layer enters the scene.
No one waits more.
pity.
Addendum:
11:47 clock:
Customer: That really is a nerve that Click here to make even 10 minutes earlier.
colleague: We certainly do not, the colleague added even after 12 customers and still had only completed a few minutes later.
Customer: This may even not be, so I set off 11:50 and do not need that long to here.
colleague: it seems.
Customer: Even if, as it's ok to be friendly and open again.
colleague: you pay overtime?
Customer: Why? The 5 minutes you can do so once the case.
colleague: No. In the supermarket they are also after closing not any longer allowed.
Customer: Yes, but you know, and then turns out not so long there.
colleague: Oh ... Well now you know of us. € 4.50 please.
Customer: How , now I will pay extra, too?
colleague: Yes.
Customer: Grmpf. Here, I never lend out what.
colleague: shit. 
Friday / Saturday 00:01 clock:
Alfons is about to lock the door, there comes running out of the darkness a person.
deliver only fast.
Okay, Alfons is not a ass.
00:03 clock: closes
Alfons the door, turn off the light, goes to the counter and makes the cash settlement, as he sees a bicycle drives up in front of the store.
A lady gets off and rattles the door.
surprise is complete.
you see Alfonso and knocks.
Alfons shakes his head.
00:04 clock:
She knocks again.
Alfons makes the unmistakable "Look at the clock, you cunt" gesture, and dedicated to his business again.
00:05 clock:
She knocks again.
Alfons ignored it.
00:10 clock:
Alfons is done with everything, looks up and sees that the lady still stands at the door.
Presumably she thinks he would be leaving through that door the shop, and she could give something to him read the riot act because he would close the store 30 minutes early, or the devil knows what to do.
Think again.
The employee entrance is somewhere else.
Alfons goes out to the side and across the courtyard.
00:12 clock:
Alfonso comes unnoticed next house on the street.
you still waiting.
9:30 clock:
The new layer enters the scene.
No one waits more.
pity.
Addendum:
11:47 clock:
Customer: That really is a nerve that Click here to make even 10 minutes earlier.
colleague: We certainly do not, the colleague added even after 12 customers and still had only completed a few minutes later.
Customer: This may even not be, so I set off 11:50 and do not need that long to here.
colleague: it seems.
Customer: Even if, as it's ok to be friendly and open again.
colleague: you pay overtime?
Customer: Why? The 5 minutes you can do so once the case.
colleague: No. In the supermarket they are also after closing not any longer allowed.
Customer: Yes, but you know, and then turns out not so long there.
colleague: Oh ... Well now you know of us. € 4.50 please.
Customer: How , now I will pay extra, too?
colleague: Yes.
Customer: Grmpf. Here, I never lend out what.
colleague: shit.
Thursday, February 24, 2011
How To Make Icing For Dogs
The Kopfnuß # 2
A reader has fully fixed on the small Alfons, but can pop them, they must first reach the big Alfons. Which way he must now choose to see through the maze to the pussy?
To win
there are fake autographs from whom you want.
The solution of the last Kopfnuß is: phone. There was no winner, unfortunately, the prices were divided by Alfonso. 
A reader has fully fixed on the small Alfons, but can pop them, they must first reach the big Alfons. Which way he must now choose to see through the maze to the pussy?
To win there are fake autographs from whom you want.
The solution of the last Kopfnuß is: phone. There was no winner, unfortunately, the prices were divided by Alfonso.
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
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szenesoundsRADIO Ausgabe 109 mit BONSAI KITTEN & BLACK GERARDO
Hello dear friends of the scene sounds
The next scene broadcast on radio sound at 24.02. Clock of 21-22 at this time ALEX is initiated with the title "Reggae Meggi" of eggnog and musical specialists UDO. And not for nothing, because in the second half Hour of this program will hopefully appear the West African reggae singer BLACK GERARDO live in the studio. Whether he really is is anybody's guess, but my "Voodoo Master" Stephan Gerth has at least promised schonmal. In any case, there's the end of the show a little reggae sunshine on the Berlin cable radio to 92.6 MHz. middle of the last breath of winter 2011th
's forecast in the first half hour but still listen to Rockabilly at its best with the Berlin band BONSAI KITTEN live and unplugged. Ungeschminkt be unshaven and the 4 guys around singer "Tiger Lilli Marleen" live in the studio and his present their latest album, "Done with bright" the inclined listeners. The guitars werden euch also wieder via Lautsprecher um die Ohren gehauen.
Falls Ihr nicht aus der Musiker-Hauptstadt Berlin kommt, könnt Ihr Euch dieses RADIO-SPEKTAKEL auch wieder live auf www.alex-berlin.de/radio/livestream zu Gemühte führen. Ansonsten im Berliner Kabelradio auf 92,6 Mhz.
Viel Spass damit
FunThomas
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Berlin Music Widget (alle Berliner Konzerte):
www.szenesounds.de/kalender.htm
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Thursday, 02/24/2011 of 21-22 Clock
FREQUENCIES:
the Berlin cable radio to 92.6 MHz.
Live Stream:
www.alex-berlin.de/radio/livestream INTERVIEWS:
BONSAI KITTEN - Psychobilly from Berlin - live unplugged in the studio
www.myspace.com / bonsai kitten band
BLACK GERARDO - reggae from Berlin - live in the studio
www.myspace.com / black gerardo
Hello dear friends of the scene sounds
The next scene broadcast on radio sound at 24.02. Clock of 21-22 at this time ALEX is initiated with the title "Reggae Meggi" of eggnog and musical specialists UDO. And not for nothing, because in the second half Hour of this program will hopefully appear the West African reggae singer BLACK GERARDO live in the studio. Whether he really is is anybody's guess, but my "Voodoo Master" Stephan Gerth has at least promised schonmal. In any case, there's the end of the show a little reggae sunshine on the Berlin cable radio to 92.6 MHz. middle of the last breath of winter 2011th
's forecast in the first half hour but still listen to Rockabilly at its best with the Berlin band BONSAI KITTEN live and unplugged. Ungeschminkt be unshaven and the 4 guys around singer "Tiger Lilli Marleen" live in the studio and his present their latest album, "Done with bright" the inclined listeners. The guitars werden euch also wieder via Lautsprecher um die Ohren gehauen.
Falls Ihr nicht aus der Musiker-Hauptstadt Berlin kommt, könnt Ihr Euch dieses RADIO-SPEKTAKEL auch wieder live auf www.alex-berlin.de/radio/livestream zu Gemühte führen. Ansonsten im Berliner Kabelradio auf 92,6 Mhz.
Viel Spass damit
FunThomas
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Konzert-Tips von szenesounds:
www.szenesounds.de/konzerttips.htm
Berlin Music Widget (alle Berliner Konzerte):
www.szenesounds.de/kalender.htm
Freikarten über hooolp.com:
www.hooolp.com/de/freetickets/detail
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NÄCHSTE SENDUNG:
Issue No.109
Thursday, 02/24/2011 of 21-22 Clock
FREQUENCIES:
the Berlin cable radio to 92.6 MHz.
Live Stream:
www.alex-berlin.de/radio/livestream INTERVIEWS:
BONSAI KITTEN - Psychobilly from Berlin - live unplugged in the studio
www.myspace.com / bonsai kitten band
BLACK GERARDO - reggae from Berlin - live in the studio
www.myspace.com / black gerardo
Nick Jonas In Hospital For Diabetes
The Iceland Vs Never Let Me Go
The Iceland is about cloning, which must serve as spare parts for others - Never Let Me Go is about cloning, which must serve as spare parts for others.
The Iceland has a lacquered Ewan McGregor, Scarlett Johansson any painted one, a rancid Steve Buscemi & a lacquered Ewan McGregor. - Never Let Me Go Carey Mulligan has intermittent fighting lesbian haircut eine ranzige Keira Knightley und einen frisch aus dem KZ entflohenen Andrew Garfield.
The Island ist ein Science-Fiction Film, der heute spielt. - Never Let Me Go ist ein Science-Fiction Film, der in der Vergangenheit spielt.
The Island ist von einem Musikvideoregisseur, der inzwischen mit der Transformers-Reihe über 800 Fantastilliarden US-Dollar eingespielt hat. - Never Let Me Go ist von einem Musikvideoregisseur, der auch mal One Hour Photo gedreht hat.
Das Drehbuch zu The Island ist von den Leuten, die auch Hercules, Xena und Transformers geschrieben haben. - Das Drehbuch zu Never Let Me Go ist von Alex Garland.
The Island bietet kitschige Ethnoklänge mit Sklavengewimmer direkt vom Baumwollfeld aus the synthesizer by Steve Jablonsky. - Never Let Me Go offers enticing to cry, tacky violin music composed by Rachel Portman.
The Iceland steals a not inconsiderable proportion of his act at the Logan's Run. - Never Let Me Go steal his entire story in the novel Never Let Me Go.
In The Iceland are all waiting for a ticket to the island. - In Never Let Me Go all waiting for death - sorry Completion. The
In Iceland, the protagonists fall in love and together try to escape their fate. - In Never Let Me Go, the protagonists fall in love and try to move their fate by 3 years. The
In Iceland there are explosions, evil scientists and blatantly horny car chases. - Not In Never Let Me Go. The
Iceland is an entertaining gloss Sex Action trash film in bright colors. - Never Let Me Go is a colorless, bleak drama, which does hurt at times.
The Iceland has a beautifully filmed sex scene, kept on fucking her in the clothes. - Never Let Me Go shows such as Keira Knightley, Andrew Garfield fucks the shit out of it and groans when she would come just 50 times, while Carey Mulligan eyed howling through the open door.
In The Iceland comes at the end of the organ trade shows to light, and all mankind to be shocked. - In Never Let Me Go know from the outset the whole human decision and it does not matter in purchase in order to maintain the standard of living.
The Iceland has a sugar-sweet happy ending, in which all ride into the sunset. - In Never Let Me Go are all dead at the end - sorry completed. Are just an organ donor.
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Romatic Comedies # 20
Burke and Hare
"I did it for love."
man meets woman, man falls in place, woman wants money for her own Shakespeare performance, man must kill in order to raise money, wife gets her play, man gets no sex, police arrested a man and woman, man confesses to murder in order Woman to save the life of woman is touched, man may finally ran woman comes free, man is hanged, wins the love and singing the Proclaimers. Romanticism in its purest form - even without the crap.
man meets woman, man falls in place, woman wants money for her own Shakespeare performance, man must kill in order to raise money, wife gets her play, man gets no sex, police arrested a man and woman, man confesses to murder in order Woman to save the life of woman is touched, man may finally ran woman comes free, man is hanged, wins the love and singing the Proclaimers. Romanticism in its purest form - even without the crap.
Sunday, February 20, 2011
Jc Penney Hair Salon Cost
Quote of the Day
That does not sound but then, as if birds Pacey, sounds much more the way he would want to brush their teeth, while Joey poops next to him. Or is there a more intimate moment ...?
"For me it's not about wanting to have sex, it's about wanting to share the most intimate thing that you can possibly share with someone."- Pacey Witter
That does not sound but then, as if birds Pacey, sounds much more the way he would want to brush their teeth, while Joey poops next to him. Or is there a more intimate moment ...?
Nike Basketball Shorts Rn 56323
För Roland - de eerst Vöördems un Naadems
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Moin Roland,
för Tues heff ik de eerste here Vöördems un Naadems:
vöördem:
Naad:
Dat geiht again
________________________
Moin Roland,
for you I have the first before and after pictures after follows
before continuing
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Moin Roland,
för Tues heff ik de eerste here Vöördems un Naadems:
vöördem:
Naad:
Dat geiht again
________________________
Moin Roland,
for you I have the first before and after pictures after follows
before continuing
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Arkadiusz Pietruszka Gliwice
Just visited: Taxi Driver
Aus der versprochenen 4K-Projektion auf der Berlinale wurde wegen eines "Software-Fehlers" eine auf 4k hochskalierte 2K-Projektion, was den 35 Jahre alten Film immerhin noch wie eine aktuelle Kinoproduktion aussehen ließ. Ordentliches Filmkorn bei Nacht, wunderbare Farben und Kontrastwerte bei Tag sorgten für ein einzigartiges Kinoerlebnis, das lediglich durch einen beschissenen Ton getrübt wurde. Das kann aber auch an der Sitzposition im oberen Rang gelegen haben.
Die kommende Blu-ray kann man nach dieser Vorführung jedenfalls bedenkenlos vorbestellen; sie ist nur unwesentlich teurer als die Kinokarte:
Die Anwesenheit von Paul Schrade war dagegen eher ein Witz:
Viel mehr hatte er nicht zu sagen, und nach Ende des Filmes konnte er das Kino nicht schnell genug verlassen.
Danke nochmal an Flamingo, der meinetwegen eine Nacht vor dem Ticketschalter zelten mußte, um gute Plätze zu ergattern - auch wenn es letztendlich nur "Hochparkett E links" geworden ist. Nächstes Mal dann aber doch schon zwei Nächte vorher anstellen. 
Aus der versprochenen 4K-Projektion auf der Berlinale wurde wegen eines "Software-Fehlers" eine auf 4k hochskalierte 2K-Projektion, was den 35 Jahre alten Film immerhin noch wie eine aktuelle Kinoproduktion aussehen ließ. Ordentliches Filmkorn bei Nacht, wunderbare Farben und Kontrastwerte bei Tag sorgten für ein einzigartiges Kinoerlebnis, das lediglich durch einen beschissenen Ton getrübt wurde. Das kann aber auch an der Sitzposition im oberen Rang gelegen haben.
Die kommende Blu-ray kann man nach dieser Vorführung jedenfalls bedenkenlos vorbestellen; sie ist nur unwesentlich teurer als die Kinokarte:
Die Anwesenheit von Paul Schrade war dagegen eher ein Witz:
I was 24, living in my car and in a real bad place in my life. So I decided to write the script before I would become that guy. Then I met Brian DePalma who introduced me to Marty and a few years later we made the movie.
Viel mehr hatte er nicht zu sagen, und nach Ende des Filmes konnte er das Kino nicht schnell genug verlassen.
Danke nochmal an Flamingo, der meinetwegen eine Nacht vor dem Ticketschalter zelten mußte, um gute Plätze zu ergattern - auch wenn es letztendlich nur "Hochparkett E links" geworden ist. Nächstes Mal dann aber doch schon zwei Nächte vorher anstellen.
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Brand Name Hiking Boots With Red Laces
Plan Change
Eigentlich sollte an dieser Stelle ein ellenlanger und vor Prätentiösität strotzender Text horse to the grave of Turin are, but unfortunately the dog has eaten it before uploading it here was Alfonso. For this, there as a spare 10 minutes, pictures of people falling on your face:
Eigentlich sollte an dieser Stelle ein ellenlanger und vor Prätentiösität strotzender Text horse to the grave of Turin are, but unfortunately the dog has eaten it before uploading it here was Alfonso. For this, there as a spare 10 minutes, pictures of people falling on your face:
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Sweatervest At Wedding
can try mans yes
"film until when?"
"What time isn it?"
"22:32 Clock"
"How long have you on?"
"00:00 Clock."
"And how long is the movie?"
"102 minutes."
"This is still."
"Pardon me?"
"Today."
"Sure?"
"Yes, I can do."
surprise: he did not make it. 
"film until when?"
"What time isn it?"
"22:32 Clock"
"How long have you on?"
"00:00 Clock."
"And how long is the movie?"
"102 minutes."
"This is still."
"Pardon me?"
"Today."
"Sure?"
"Yes, I can do."
surprise: he did not make it.
Cheat De Pokemon Soul Silver R4
Aftermath
Dirt: Hi, boss.
Alfons: Moin, Dirt.
Brian Fantana: Moin, Chef.
Alfons: Moin, Brian Fantana.
Dirt: Siehst ja so beschissen aus. Hat der Ghettoblaster-Trick nicht funktioniert?
Alfons: Aber Hallo! Ich stehe um 23:45 Uhr vor ihrem Haus, denke mir aber, daß das vielleicht keine gute Idee wäre, da das ja kein Einfamilienhaus ist, und ich damit andere Mieter stören könnte.
Brian Fantana: Und da haste aufgegeben und bist nach Hause? So nobel kenne ich Dich gar nicht.
Alfons: Quatsch, ich hab nem Penner ein Sternburg Export geboten, damit er sich an meiner statt unters Fenster provides.
Dirt: But of course.
Brian Fantana: And then?
Alfons: He turns on the part, scooters buzzing going on in full volume, and across the street suddenly the lights go on. People look out their windows and yell something about disturbing the peace, but are not on the bum in anticipation of the reward. If he can not, because it is the only window from which no one is watching. The first threw shoes he is also dodged flying colors, but the second bucket of water but then caught him in full.
Dirt: muahahaha
Alfons: If you had have to see you. Since I had an inkling daß so etwas passieren könnte, hab ich den billigsten Ghettoblaster genommen, den ich finden konnte. Der war dementsprechend nicht gut isoliert, und Wasser und Strom...er hat ganz schön gezappelt - auch, als er schon am Boden lag.
Brian Fantana: Und dann?
Alfons: Dann hat die Holde plötzlich doch noch aus dem Fenster geschaut. "Alfons!", hat sie gebrüllt. "Was machst Du nur wieder für einen Scheiß?"
Dirt: Und dann hat sie gesehen, daß da gar nicht Du liegst?
Alfons: Nee, war ja dunkel. Sie kam dann runter gerannt, und während sie im Treppenhaus war, hab ich den Penner weggerollt und mich zappelnd auf den Ground down.
Dirt: You are so cool.
Brian Fantana: A masterly plan, boss. She found the then surely so pathetic that it has taken up with you, and you've fucked all night, why you look so consumed.
Alfons: Fast. She bent over me and asked if everything was in order, as the bum started suddenly from his corner to moan. Since then she has noticed, as I pulled it and was pretty upset. I wanted her then still declare that it should be the thought that counts, and not just a huge shock came, but did not do so because suddenly irgend ein Typ aus ihrem Fenster lehnte und brüllte, daß sie doch bitte wieder reinkommen soll, weil sie noch nicht fertig wären.
Dirt: Und dann isse wieder hoch und hat den anderen Kerl gevögelt?
Alfons: In einer Lautstärke, die sogar Scooter zu übertönen in der Lage wäre.
Brian Fantana: Und da denkt man immer, Frauen wüßten solche romantischen Gesten zu schätzen. Wobei wir ja nicht wissen, was der andere Typ sich hat einfallen lassen.
Dirt: Egal, was es war, es hat funktioniert. Vielleicht fragst ihn das nächste Mal vorher um Rat?
Alfons: Halt die Fresse!
Brian Fantana: That explains but still do not know why you look like shit.
Alfons: Well, I still had the star castle, which had not now deserve the bum ...
Dirt: Nu hear, but on! The export is good!
Alfons: You do have demand. Well no matter, what's new?
Dirt: I recollected anecdotes that I can enrich with piss and Furzwitzen.
Brian Fantana: And I'm just deep undercover in Til Schweiger's ass.
Matt Damon: Matt Damon !
Alfons: So as before. In good condition. Carry on! 
Dirt: Hi, boss.
Alfons: Moin, Dirt.
Brian Fantana: Moin, Chef.
Alfons: Moin, Brian Fantana.
Dirt: Siehst ja so beschissen aus. Hat der Ghettoblaster-Trick nicht funktioniert?
Alfons: Aber Hallo! Ich stehe um 23:45 Uhr vor ihrem Haus, denke mir aber, daß das vielleicht keine gute Idee wäre, da das ja kein Einfamilienhaus ist, und ich damit andere Mieter stören könnte.
Brian Fantana: Und da haste aufgegeben und bist nach Hause? So nobel kenne ich Dich gar nicht.
Alfons: Quatsch, ich hab nem Penner ein Sternburg Export geboten, damit er sich an meiner statt unters Fenster provides.
Dirt: But of course.
Brian Fantana: And then?
Alfons: He turns on the part, scooters buzzing going on in full volume, and across the street suddenly the lights go on. People look out their windows and yell something about disturbing the peace, but are not on the bum in anticipation of the reward. If he can not, because it is the only window from which no one is watching. The first threw shoes he is also dodged flying colors, but the second bucket of water but then caught him in full.
Dirt: muahahaha
Alfons: If you had have to see you. Since I had an inkling daß so etwas passieren könnte, hab ich den billigsten Ghettoblaster genommen, den ich finden konnte. Der war dementsprechend nicht gut isoliert, und Wasser und Strom...er hat ganz schön gezappelt - auch, als er schon am Boden lag.
Brian Fantana: Und dann?
Alfons: Dann hat die Holde plötzlich doch noch aus dem Fenster geschaut. "Alfons!", hat sie gebrüllt. "Was machst Du nur wieder für einen Scheiß?"
Dirt: Und dann hat sie gesehen, daß da gar nicht Du liegst?
Alfons: Nee, war ja dunkel. Sie kam dann runter gerannt, und während sie im Treppenhaus war, hab ich den Penner weggerollt und mich zappelnd auf den Ground down.
Dirt: You are so cool.
Brian Fantana: A masterly plan, boss. She found the then surely so pathetic that it has taken up with you, and you've fucked all night, why you look so consumed.
Alfons: Fast. She bent over me and asked if everything was in order, as the bum started suddenly from his corner to moan. Since then she has noticed, as I pulled it and was pretty upset. I wanted her then still declare that it should be the thought that counts, and not just a huge shock came, but did not do so because suddenly irgend ein Typ aus ihrem Fenster lehnte und brüllte, daß sie doch bitte wieder reinkommen soll, weil sie noch nicht fertig wären.
Dirt: Und dann isse wieder hoch und hat den anderen Kerl gevögelt?
Alfons: In einer Lautstärke, die sogar Scooter zu übertönen in der Lage wäre.
Brian Fantana: Und da denkt man immer, Frauen wüßten solche romantischen Gesten zu schätzen. Wobei wir ja nicht wissen, was der andere Typ sich hat einfallen lassen.
Dirt: Egal, was es war, es hat funktioniert. Vielleicht fragst ihn das nächste Mal vorher um Rat?
Alfons: Halt die Fresse!
Brian Fantana: That explains but still do not know why you look like shit.
Alfons: Well, I still had the star castle, which had not now deserve the bum ...
Dirt: Nu hear, but on! The export is good!
Alfons: You do have demand. Well no matter, what's new?
Dirt: I recollected anecdotes that I can enrich with piss and Furzwitzen.
Brian Fantana: And I'm just deep undercover in Til Schweiger's ass.
Matt Damon: Matt Damon !
Alfons: So as before. In good condition. Carry on!
Monday, February 14, 2011
Can I Remove Carpet Of My 2010 Wrangler
Hannspinn-Forum-Valentin-Puck
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flush In ' Hann spinning Forum bi'n ik Valentin-Puck darbi.
Here sün'min Klüütereen för Sheep Mama :
Leads för mi neither ünnerwegens
**** ****************************
juuch, the lead is now barren that is un mi för within:
thank Di Sternenwölfin för the wunnerboorn Saaken.
- 2 x Wullen to'n spin
- een Mugg
- 2 cups bran ut een with Krüüder Solt-un-de anner with Krüüder Peper
- 1 glass with cinnamon-Honnig
- Schokolaad
_________________________
In the hand-spun forum I have participated in the Valentine's elves.
Here are my Werkeleien for Sheep Mama:
The package for me is still out .
********
Yeaaaaaaah - my package has arrived and is inside:
thank you, star wolf for the wonderful things:
- 2x wool for spinning
- a Mugg
- 2 ceramic bowls, one with herb salt, the other with herbs pepper
- 1 glass Zimthonig
- Chocolate
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flush In ' Hann spinning Forum bi'n ik Valentin-Puck darbi.
Here sün'min Klüütereen för Sheep Mama :
Leads för mi neither ünnerwegens
**** ****************************
juuch, the lead is now barren that is un mi för within:
thank Di Sternenwölfin för the wunnerboorn Saaken.
- 2 x Wullen to'n spin
- een Mugg
- 2 cups bran ut een with Krüüder Solt-un-de anner with Krüüder Peper
- 1 glass with cinnamon-Honnig
- Schokolaad
_________________________
In the hand-spun forum I have participated in the Valentine's elves.
Here are my Werkeleien for Sheep Mama:
The package for me is still out .
********
Yeaaaaaaah - my package has arrived and is inside:
thank you, star wolf for the wonderful things:
- 2x wool for spinning
- a Mugg
- 2 ceramic bowls, one with herb salt, the other with herbs pepper
- 1 glass Zimthonig
- Chocolate
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