Monday, February 28, 2011

Pregnancy Test- 1st Line Dark, 2nd Lighter

Fringe Vs. Supernatural

Jensen Ackles: Hey, Josh. So nice to see you. Whatcha doin here?
Joshua Jackson: Hey,...you. Just gettin tp.
Jensen Ackles: Wanna play a joke on somone's house?
Joshua Jackson: Nah, just need to wipe my ass after a long crap. So what are you getting?
Jensen Ackles: Tampons.
Joshua Jackson: ...
Jensen Ackles: ...
Joshua Jackson: ...
Jensen Ackles: So...how's your show? Still fighting with Dawson over that Joey chick?
Joshua Jackson: Dude, that show ended a million years ago. But I won.
Jensen Ackles: Yeah? Good for you, man. Good for you.
Joshua Jackson: And how are things in Stars Hollow?
Jensen Ackles: I was never on Gilmore Girls, my brother was.
Joshua Jackson: Oh, you've got a brother?
Jensen Ackles: No, my brother on Supernatural, Jared. He porked a Gilmore girl.
Joshua Jackson: You sure that wasn't you?
Jensen Ackles: Pretty sure.
Joshua Jackson: So, what are you doing right now?
Jensen Ackles: I told you. Supernatural.
Joshua Jackson: That show about the faggot vampires?
Jensen Ackles: No, that show about the fearless monster hunters, who are flaming heterosexuals.
Joshua Jackson: Hahaha, I'm just fucking with you. Of course I know your show. - It's in our time slot and it sucks ass.
Jensen Ackles: Well, your show sucks ass. We kick ass while you walk around faggoting and letting a chick do all the work. Your show is gay.
Joshua Jackson: But I fuck the chick - in two different universes. It's like doing twins! You're just the ass clown who follows some circus freaks from town to town without getting his dick wet. Like Caine in Kung Fu.
Jensen Ackles: Yeah? You're just a cheap ass version of Mulder without a character. At least, he was a closet pervert. You're just a nanny for your lunatic father, the Nazi doctor.
Joshua Jackson: I'm no nanny. I'm the key to the big fucking machine that may end the universe!
Jensen Ackles: Ooooh, you're a key. I went to hell and back. I fought angels and demons, werewolves and vampires, Changling and Gods.
Joshua Jackson: But why are you such a cunt?
Jensen Ackles: Your mother is a cunt!
Joshua Jackson: Your mother is a cunt!

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Saturday, February 26, 2011

Protein And Mucus In Urine

time for ballads

Does Kentucky Identification Cards Have Holograms

pitch

Friday / Saturday 00:01 clock:
Alfons is about to lock the door, there comes running out of the darkness a person.
deliver only fast.
Okay, Alfons is not a ass.
00:03 clock: closes
Alfons the door, turn off the light, goes to the counter and makes the cash settlement, as he sees a bicycle drives up in front of the store.
A lady gets off and rattles the door.
surprise is complete.
you see Alfonso and knocks.
Alfons shakes his head.
00:04 clock:
She knocks again.
Alfons makes the unmistakable "Look at the clock, you cunt" gesture, and dedicated to his business again.
00:05 clock:
She knocks again.
Alfons ignored it.
00:10 clock:
Alfons is done with everything, looks up and sees that the lady still stands at the door.
Presumably she thinks he would be leaving through that door the shop, and she could give something to him read the riot act because he would close the store 30 minutes early, or the devil knows what to do.
Think again.
The employee entrance is somewhere else.
Alfons goes out to the side and across the courtyard.
00:12 clock:
Alfonso comes unnoticed next house on the street.
you still waiting.
9:30 clock:
The new layer enters the scene.
No one waits more.
pity.

Addendum:
11:47 clock:
Customer: That really is a nerve that Click here to make even 10 minutes earlier.
colleague: We certainly do not, the colleague added even after 12 customers and still had only completed a few minutes later.
Customer: This may even not be, so I set off 11:50 and do not need that long to here.
colleague: it seems.
Customer: Even if, as it's ok to be friendly and open again.
colleague: you pay overtime?
Customer: Why? The 5 minutes you can do so once the case.
colleague: No. In the supermarket they are also after closing not any longer allowed.
Customer: Yes, but you know, and then turns out not so long there.
colleague: Oh ... Well now you know of us. € 4.50 please.
Customer: How , now I will pay extra, too?
colleague: Yes.
Customer: Grmpf. Here, I never lend out what.
colleague: shit.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

How To Make Icing For Dogs

The Kopfnuß # 2

A reader has fully fixed on the small Alfons, but can pop them, they must first reach the big Alfons. Which way he must now choose to see through the maze to the pussy?
To win
there are fake autographs from whom you want.
The solution of the last Kopfnuß is: phone. There was no winner, unfortunately, the prices were divided by Alfonso.

Hair Thinning Infront

sequence shot

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

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szenesoundsRADIO Ausgabe 109 mit BONSAI KITTEN & BLACK GERARDO

Hello dear friends of the scene sounds
The next scene broadcast on radio sound at 24.02. Clock of 21-22 at this time ALEX is initiated with the title "Reggae Meggi" of eggnog and musical specialists UDO. And not for nothing, because in the second half Hour of this program will hopefully appear the West African reggae singer BLACK GERARDO live in the studio. Whether he really is is anybody's guess, but my "Voodoo Master" Stephan Gerth has at least promised schonmal. In any case, there's the end of the show a little reggae sunshine on the Berlin cable radio to 92.6 MHz. middle of the last breath of winter 2011th

's forecast in the first half hour but still listen to Rockabilly at its best with the Berlin band BONSAI KITTEN live and unplugged. Ungeschminkt be unshaven and the 4 guys around singer "Tiger Lilli Marleen" live in the studio and his present their latest album, "Done with bright" the inclined listeners. The guitars werden euch also wieder via Lautsprecher um die Ohren gehauen.

Falls Ihr nicht aus der Musiker-Hauptstadt Berlin kommt, könnt Ihr Euch dieses RADIO-SPEKTAKEL auch wieder live auf www.alex-berlin.de/radio/livestream zu Gemühte führen. Ansonsten im Berliner Kabelradio auf 92,6 Mhz.

Viel Spass damit
FunThomas

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Thursday, 02/24/2011 of 21-22 Clock

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BLACK GERARDO

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Nick Jonas In Hospital For Diabetes

The Iceland Vs Never Let Me Go

  • The Iceland is about cloning, which must serve as spare parts for others - Never Let Me Go is about cloning, which must serve as spare parts for others.
  • The Iceland has a lacquered Ewan McGregor, Scarlett Johansson any painted one, a rancid Steve Buscemi & a lacquered Ewan McGregor. - Never Let Me Go Carey Mulligan has intermittent fighting lesbian haircut eine ranzige Keira Knightley und einen frisch aus dem KZ entflohenen Andrew Garfield.
  • The Island ist ein Science-Fiction Film, der heute spielt. - Never Let Me Go ist ein Science-Fiction Film, der in der Vergangenheit spielt.
  • The Island ist von einem Musikvideoregisseur, der inzwischen mit der Transformers-Reihe über 800 Fantastilliarden US-Dollar eingespielt hat. - Never Let Me Go ist von einem Musikvideoregisseur, der auch mal One Hour Photo gedreht hat.
  • Das Drehbuch zu The Island ist von den Leuten, die auch Hercules, Xena und Transformers geschrieben haben. - Das Drehbuch zu Never Let Me Go ist von Alex Garland.
  • The Island bietet kitschige Ethnoklänge mit Sklavengewimmer direkt vom Baumwollfeld aus the synthesizer by Steve Jablonsky. - Never Let Me Go offers enticing to cry, tacky violin music composed by Rachel Portman.
  • The Iceland steals a not inconsiderable proportion of his act at the Logan's Run. - Never Let Me Go steal his entire story in the novel Never Let Me Go.
  • In The Iceland are all waiting for a ticket to the island. - In Never Let Me Go all waiting for death - sorry Completion. The
  • In Iceland, the protagonists fall in love and together try to escape their fate. - In Never Let Me Go, the protagonists fall in love and try to move their fate by 3 years. The
  • In Iceland there are explosions, evil scientists and blatantly horny car chases. - Not In Never Let Me Go. The
  • Iceland is an entertaining gloss Sex Action trash film in bright colors. - Never Let Me Go is a colorless, bleak drama, which does hurt at times.
  • The Iceland has a beautifully filmed sex scene, kept on fucking her in the clothes. - Never Let Me Go shows such as Keira Knightley, Andrew Garfield fucks the shit out of it and groans when she would come just 50 times, while Carey Mulligan eyed howling through the open door.
  • In The Iceland comes at the end of the organ trade shows to light, and all mankind to be shocked. - In Never Let Me Go know from the outset the whole human decision and it does not matter in purchase in order to maintain the standard of living.
  • The Iceland has a sugar-sweet happy ending, in which all ride into the sunset. - In Never Let Me Go are all dead at the end - sorry completed. Are just an organ donor.
  • Wet During Brazilian Waxing

    Romatic Comedies # 20

    Burke and Hare

    "I did it for love."

    man meets woman, man falls in place, woman wants money for her own Shakespeare performance, man must kill in order to raise money, wife gets her play, man gets no sex, police arrested a man and woman, man confesses to murder in order Woman to save the life of woman is touched, man may finally ran woman comes free, man is hanged, wins the love and singing the Proclaimers. Romanticism in its purest form - even without the crap.

    Sunday, February 20, 2011

    Jc Penney Hair Salon Cost

    Quote of the Day

    "For me it's not about wanting to have sex, it's about wanting to share the most intimate thing that you can possibly share with someone."
    - Pacey Witter

    That does not sound but then, as if birds Pacey, sounds much more the way he would want to brush their teeth, while Joey poops next to him. Or is there a more intimate moment ...?

    Nike Basketball Shorts Rn 56323

    För Roland - de eerst Vöördems un Naadems

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    Moin Roland,
    för Tues heff ik de eerste here Vöördems un Naadems:


    vöördem:



    Naad:



    Dat geiht again

    ________________________
    Moin Roland,
    for you I have the first before and after pictures after follows


    before continuing

    Saturday, February 19, 2011

    Free Blueprints For A Playground

    entry occurred for anyone a title is

    Thursday, February 17, 2011

    Arkadiusz Pietruszka Gliwice

    Just visited: Taxi Driver

    Aus der versprochenen 4K-Projektion auf der Berlinale wurde wegen eines "Software-Fehlers" eine auf 4k hochskalierte 2K-Projektion, was den 35 Jahre alten Film immerhin noch wie eine aktuelle Kinoproduktion aussehen ließ. Ordentliches Filmkorn bei Nacht, wunderbare Farben und Kontrastwerte bei Tag sorgten für ein einzigartiges Kinoerlebnis, das lediglich durch einen beschissenen Ton getrübt wurde. Das kann aber auch an der Sitzposition im oberen Rang gelegen haben.
    Die kommende Blu-ray kann man nach dieser Vorführung jedenfalls bedenkenlos vorbestellen; sie ist nur unwesentlich teurer als die Kinokarte:

    Die Anwesenheit von Paul Schrade war dagegen eher ein Witz:
    I was 24, living in my car and in a real bad place in my life. So I decided to write the script before I would become that guy. Then I met Brian DePalma who introduced me to Marty and a few years later we made the movie.

    Viel mehr hatte er nicht zu sagen, und nach Ende des Filmes konnte er das Kino nicht schnell genug verlassen.

    Danke nochmal an Flamingo, der meinetwegen eine Nacht vor dem Ticketschalter zelten mußte, um gute Plätze zu ergattern - auch wenn es letztendlich nur "Hochparkett E links" geworden ist. Nächstes Mal dann aber doch schon zwei Nächte vorher anstellen.

    Wednesday, February 16, 2011

    Brand Name Hiking Boots With Red Laces

    Plan Change

    Eigentlich sollte an dieser Stelle ein ellenlanger und vor Prätentiösität strotzender Text horse to the grave of Turin are, but unfortunately the dog has eaten it before uploading it here was Alfonso. For this, there as a spare 10 minutes, pictures of people falling on your face:

    Tuesday, February 15, 2011

    Sweatervest At Wedding

    can try mans yes

    "film until when?"
    "What time isn it?"
    "22:32 Clock"
    "How long have you on?"
    "00:00 Clock."
    "And how long is the movie?"
    "102 minutes."
    "This is still."
    "Pardon me?"
    "Today."
    "Sure?"
    "Yes, I can do."

    surprise: he did not make it.

    Cheat De Pokemon Soul Silver R4

    Aftermath

    Dirt: Hi, boss.
    Alfons: Moin, Dirt.
    Brian Fantana: Moin, Chef.
    Alfons: Moin, Brian Fantana.
    Dirt: Siehst ja so beschissen aus. Hat der Ghettoblaster-Trick nicht funktioniert?
    Alfons: Aber Hallo! Ich stehe um 23:45 Uhr vor ihrem Haus, denke mir aber, daß das vielleicht keine gute Idee wäre, da das ja kein Einfamilienhaus ist, und ich damit andere Mieter stören könnte.
    Brian Fantana: Und da haste aufgegeben und bist nach Hause? So nobel kenne ich Dich gar nicht.
    Alfons: Quatsch, ich hab nem Penner ein Sternburg Export geboten, damit er sich an meiner statt unters Fenster provides.
    Dirt: But of course.
    Brian Fantana: And then?
    Alfons: He turns on the part, scooters buzzing going on in full volume, and across the street suddenly the lights go on. People look out their windows and yell something about disturbing the peace, but are not on the bum in anticipation of the reward. If he can not, because it is the only window from which no one is watching. The first threw shoes he is also dodged flying colors, but the second bucket of water but then caught him in full.
    Dirt: muahahaha
    Alfons: If you had have to see you. Since I had an inkling daß so etwas passieren könnte, hab ich den billigsten Ghettoblaster genommen, den ich finden konnte. Der war dementsprechend nicht gut isoliert, und Wasser und Strom...er hat ganz schön gezappelt - auch, als er schon am Boden lag.
    Brian Fantana: Und dann?
    Alfons: Dann hat die Holde plötzlich doch noch aus dem Fenster geschaut. "Alfons!", hat sie gebrüllt. "Was machst Du nur wieder für einen Scheiß?"
    Dirt: Und dann hat sie gesehen, daß da gar nicht Du liegst?
    Alfons: Nee, war ja dunkel. Sie kam dann runter gerannt, und während sie im Treppenhaus war, hab ich den Penner weggerollt und mich zappelnd auf den Ground down.
    Dirt: You are so cool.
    Brian Fantana: A masterly plan, boss. She found the then surely so pathetic that it has taken up with you, and you've fucked all night, why you look so consumed.
    Alfons: Fast. She bent over me and asked if everything was in order, as the bum started suddenly from his corner to moan. Since then she has noticed, as I pulled it and was pretty upset. I wanted her then still declare that it should be the thought that counts, and not just a huge shock came, but did not do so because suddenly irgend ein Typ aus ihrem Fenster lehnte und brüllte, daß sie doch bitte wieder reinkommen soll, weil sie noch nicht fertig wären.
    Dirt: Und dann isse wieder hoch und hat den anderen Kerl gevögelt?
    Alfons: In einer Lautstärke, die sogar Scooter zu übertönen in der Lage wäre.
    Brian Fantana: Und da denkt man immer, Frauen wüßten solche romantischen Gesten zu schätzen. Wobei wir ja nicht wissen, was der andere Typ sich hat einfallen lassen.
    Dirt: Egal, was es war, es hat funktioniert. Vielleicht fragst ihn das nächste Mal vorher um Rat?
    Alfons: Halt die Fresse!
    Brian Fantana: That explains but still do not know why you look like shit.
    Alfons: Well, I still had the star castle, which had not now deserve the bum ...
    Dirt: Nu hear, but on! The export is good!
    Alfons: You do have demand. Well no matter, what's new?
    Dirt: I recollected anecdotes that I can enrich with piss and Furzwitzen.
    Brian Fantana: And I'm just deep undercover in Til Schweiger's ass.
    Matt Damon: Matt Damon !
    Alfons: So as before. In good condition. Carry on!

    Monday, February 14, 2011

    Can I Remove Carpet Of My 2010 Wrangler

    Hannspinn-Forum-Valentin-Puck

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    flush In ' Hann spinning Forum bi'n ik Valentin-Puck darbi.


    Here sün'min Klüütereen för Sheep Mama :









    Leads för mi neither ünnerwegens

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    juuch, the lead is now barren that is un mi för within:



    thank Di Sternenwölfin för the wunnerboorn Saaken.

    - 2 x Wullen to'n spin
    - een Mugg
    - 2 cups bran ut een with Krüüder Solt-un-de anner with Krüüder Peper
    - 1 glass with cinnamon-Honnig
    - Schokolaad

    _________________________

    In the hand-spun forum I have participated in the Valentine's elves.
    Here are my Werkeleien for Sheep Mama:

    The package for me is still out
    .

    ********
    Yeaaaaaaah - my package has arrived and is inside:
    thank you, star wolf for the wonderful things:
    - 2x wool for spinning
    - a Mugg
    - 2 ceramic bowls, one with herb salt, the other with herbs pepper
    - 1 glass Zimthonig
    - Chocolate

    Sunday, February 13, 2011

    Green And Pink Lines Tv

    romance

    Nachdem ich letztes Jahr ein wenig verkackt habe (die Tatsache, daß der Valentinstag die Krone des Konsumterrors ist, wollen die wenigsten Frauen am 14.2. hören), werde ich mal versuchen, es wieder gut zu machen, indem ich heute Abend mit dem Ghettoblaster vor ihrer Haustür stehe.

    Ein romantisches Lied habe ich auch bereits rausgesucht:

    Na wenn das keine Dosenöffnergarantie ist...

    4.5hp Johson Outboard

    Min eerst Web-Tritts

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    Un wieldat Chris Wed Weeberee with de de lüttsche Deel blanchett wiest gifft, dat nu de eerste Weeb here behold-crossing to


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    And because Chris has taught me the Brettchenweberei There are now here to see the first web steps.
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    Min Keerl hett för mi klüütert

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    mol Kiekt:


    Min Keerl synergists blanchett mol jüsterment för Wed klüütert - Weeb-een deel with Weeber's för de lüttschen Deel.

    Heel fix with Boordmiddel - wat Jueu so in de Warkstell fins to ward.


    ______________________________

    Look: My husband
    yesterday gewerkelt times just for me - a Webbrett's for tablet weaving.
    quickly with all standard tools - which was found just so in the workshop.

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    Saturday, February 12, 2011

    When You Disrespect A Scorpio

    cocoa and roller skates, I'm Goth

    Wednesday, February 9, 2011

    Snot Like Mucus Then Creamy

    szenesoundsRADIO Ausgabe 108 "Zur Lage der Berliner Liveclub-Szene"

    Hello dear friends of the scene sounds
    morning runs at the scene again 88vier ALEX on sound radio and networked for the non-Berln in Live Stream on www.alex-berlin.de/radio/livestream.

    15-16 Clock so you'll get no band interviews, but it is illuminated something the "State of the Live Berlin club scene." In December I was in Berlin for Metal Club in Kreuzberg and HALFIORD cult club SO36. Both interviewees are of course from their clubs and talk about the specific problems to their live performance can be maintained. Live in the studio tomorrow then the press officer of the Club Commission Berlin, Lutz Leichsenring.

    between, there's always as current Firsts from the world of rock concert and a short report on the 05.02. in SO36. Have fun.

    up for then
    FunThomas

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    Thursday, 10/02/2011 15-16 Clock

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    spokeswoman Nanette from SO36/Berlin - Record from 17/12/2010 in the club (+ Review from 05/02/2011), www.so36.de

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    Friday, February 4, 2011

    When To Mobile Off Of Baby Bed

    Klüüter-Wanner-Lood

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    Hüt is mol wedder een Klüüter-Wanner-Load bi mi intrudelt.

    Düssemaal vun´ Hannspinn-Forum

    Soooo veeeeel smucke Dingers sün dor in. Ik kunn mi ja fast nixnich entscheeden....


    na veeel hin un her heff ik mi utsöcht:


    Een hannspinnd un hannwebt Wullschaal vun Eiderschaf




    Twee hannspinnt Keeden ut Wull vun Dunkelbunt




    un een hannmaakt Keed ut Wier vun Saliris.




    Ik segg heeeeeeeel veelen Dank för de wunnerscheunen Dingers in de Lood.


    Wat ik in de Lood geven heff, segg ik nich -

    - Kiekt mol sülbens in de Lood.
    :-))
    __________________________________
    Heute ist wieder eine Werkel-Wander-Kiste bei mir eingetrudelt.
    Diesmal vom Handspinn-Forum
    Sooo viele schöne Sachen sind da drin, ich kann mich ja gar nicht entscheiden....
    Nach viel Hin und Her habe ich mir ausgesucht:
    Ein hangesponnener und handgewebter Schal von Eiderschaf
    Zwei hangesponnene Ketten aus Wolle von Dunkelbunt
    und eine handgemachte Kette aus Draht of Saliris
    gaaaaanz I say thank you for the beautiful things in the box.
    What I have put in the box, I will not tell -
    - just look into it himself.
    :-))

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